Spartan Wars: Headlong
All events take place simultaneously with their respective episodes within the Blood Gulch and Sidewinder topics. No events occur here in episodes 1 through 5 Episode 6: Red Versus Blues Section 14 of New Mombasa, Earth Red regained consciousness within a huge warehouse filled with boxes. "What happened?" he groaned. "You were knocked unconscious by us, remember?" answered a Blue. "Not really." replied Red. "Well, in simple recap" the Blue said. "YOU GOT OWNED!" A second Blue ran inside, with the sound of bullets being shot nearby. "You were on the radio with one of your squadmates," he said. "We knocked you unconscious and dragged you through the teleporter with us. We had hoped to get back to our own base but we had no such luck." The first Blue turned towards the second. "Is that sniper still out there?" "Yeah," the second replied. "Helloooo" Red intervened. "You two mind filling me in here?" The first Blue pointed his battle rifle at him. "What'd you wanna know?" The second ignored the first and said, "I'm Fred, that's Sam. For quite some time, we've been getting assaulted by some sniper up there." "Speaking of which," said the Blue named Sam. "Have you identified who that sniper works for yet?" Fred shook his head. "Nope, for all I know, he's working for us." Red asked, "Where are we anyways?" Fred answered with one word, "Earth." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Construction Beam As she reloaded, the sniper heard the sound of footsteps behind her. She turned and aimed at the person responsible. "Gina...is that you?" the person asked. "Tyler?" Gina responded. Tyler ran forward and crouched next to Gina. "Wow, I never thought I'd see anybody again in this place. It seems pretty desolate." he observed. "Just when I thought this couldn't get any worse, you had to show up," Gina said coldly. She jumped from the construction beam to the ground below. "But aren't you glad to see me?!" yelled Tyler from above...no response but a sniper walking towards a huge statue. Tyler jumped down and followed her swiftly, knowing that if he was to survive in this intimidating city, he'd need her help, whether she wanted to give it or not. "WAIT UP!" he screamed at her.

Episode 7: B's, Be's, and Bee's Abandoned Warehouse Red: "Da*n, I always knew we were ****'d up on Blood Gulch, but this just plain su-ucks." Fred: "You think you're telling us?" Sam: "Yeah, we've been here longer than you have." Red: "So? I'm the one that's a prisoner here! At least you guys can do stuff!" Fred: "Like say for instance....kill you? Is that one thing we can do?" Red: "Well, you could do it. But I don't give you my permission. And if I don't give my permission, you can't do it." Fred: "Oh, I really wanna hear how you plan to get yourself outta this. Continue, please." Red: "Well, I'm a sargeant. You two are privates. Therefore, as your commanding officer, I order you not to kill me." Sam: "I have a sargent and two privates...in Spanish, that means I can't kill you. So yah, I'm just gonna sit here with my weapon loaded with blanks." Fred: "Dude, you weren't supposed to tell him that we only have blanks in our guns." Red looked from Fred to Sam, then back again. He lifted two pistols and aimed them at both of them. Red: "And all this time, I thought the Blue Team was actually smart. Now, I have no clue how this war hasn't been won yet." Two Reds walked into the warehouse, and Sam couldn't help but notice that one of them was wielding a sniper rifle...

Episode 8: Roommates Beginning of Half-Built Freeway Red: "Now, which one of you yellow-bellied suckers wants to be court-martialed first?" Sam: "Court-martialed? We aren't even in the same army!" Tyler: "If Red says it, then it's most likely true. Especially if he's talking to a Blue." Fred: "As the only intelligent person here, I'd like to plead guilty of sanity, something which everyone else here seems to lack." Red: "Shut your mouth, Frederick!" Fred: "It's just Fred, ya know. Frederick's takin' it a bit too far. Though my friends in the old days used to call me Sir Frederick of Battle Creek." Gina: "Shut up! Da*n, this is so f*cking pointless. Lets shoot em on the spot." Sam: "Can I say something?" Red: "NO!" Sam says something anyways, naturally: "Well ummm...I don't like the idea of being shot." Fred: "Thanks for the newsflash, Mr. Obvious. Golly, all this time I figured you really had a hankerin' for getting shot." Sam: "...Really?" Fred: "NO!" Tyler: "Let's just get to the court-martial. Then we can throw em off Half-Built!" Gina: "Don't get too attached, Tyler. This place is just as bad as Blood Gulch." Tyler: "It's Earth! How bad could it get?" Gina: "You see those 3 alien things over there? That's how bad it gets." Sure enough, along the construction beam walked a single file line of three aliens.

Episode 9: The Sixth Sin Half-Built The three aliens fired some kind of alien technology at Red, Gina, and Tyler. Tyler: "Why don't they shoot at those two Blue guys?" Gina: "Cuz they're idiots, obviously too incompetent to even come up with a strategy to fight back." Red: "You're wrong, Gina. These aliens are in league with the Blue Army! They've come to attempt a rescue, and it's up to us three to stop them!" Fred: "Are you kidding me?! Do you actually think our army is smart enough to hire aliens to fight for us?! Wow, I thought I'd heard everything." Red: "Don't listen to him, he's bluffing!" Sam: "Hey maybe you guys should actually start shooting back at those aliens. Cuz I mean, if you three die, me and Fred are screwed." Gina snipes one of the aliens in the head: "He's right, let's take these things down." Fred: "Wow, that's the first smart thing I've ever heard come out of your mouth, Sam. You should be proud." Sam: "I AM PROUD!" Fred: "...Just be proud somewhere else...and silently proud too. That always helps." In seconds, the three aliens had been killed, leaving the three Reds with Fred and... Fred: "Where the heck is Sam?" Tyler: "He left." Fred: "What?! Why'd he do that?" Gina: "Cuz you told him to, moron. Nice job." Fred: "Wait, what? He listened to me? That's the first time he's ever done that. I wasn't serious! Sam, come back!" ... ... ... ... ... Tyler: "Yeah he's definitely gone. I wonder if there's any more aliens around?"