Sarge: "Caboose, come over here and give me a boost." Caboose: "Okay. You are a nice person and people say kind things about you." Sarge: "Not a morale boost, you moron! A physical one." _____________________________________________________________ Sarge: "What can you see, Caboose?" Caboose: "Well, I see some walls...and some ceilings...oh wait! only one ceiling!"

(to Sarge) Caboose: "I have to use the bathroom. Which is odd, because I just went a little while ago when we were standing in the creek together."

You hear that hear what come you gotta hear that hear wha--- oh crap.

Church: Time to execute Operation Triangle of Confusion. Tucker: I dunno, looks more like a Circle of Confusion from here.

cabouse (acting like zombie): BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAN! BRIIIIIIIIIIIIAN! tucker:CABOUSE ITS BRAINS! cabouse: i didnt read the script very well BRRRRIIIIIIIIIIAN!

Cabouse:"Brain! Brain!" Tucker:"Cabouse its Brains." Cabouse:"Oh I must have read the script wrong. moning! moning!"

Bow chika Bow wow! :shock:

(Simmons yelling and shooting on the worthog) Griff: Rokie how did you get the flag?! Doughnut: I don't know I just asked for it. Griff: Wait that worked? Doughnut: Yeah I guess so. Griff: Well go take the flag back to base. Doughnut: Not until someone explans whats going on. Griff: Look Rokie theres no time just go back to base! Doughnut: Fine! Griff: Back to our base you idiot! Doughnut: Oh. I know. Just got to turn around, thats all.

WEEEEE!

Simmons: Hello, Sarge? Are you there? Sarge: Hello, is that you, Simmons? Donut: No, I'm Do-nut. Did you get amnesia from your fall or something? Sarge: Shut up, Donut! Donut: Uh, okay. Simmons: Sarge, we're down in the cave with you. Are you okay? Please tell me you're okay! Sarge: Fine, what's your location. Donut: I'm standing right here, next to you. Sarge: Shut up! Simmons: We're looking for you right now. This place is huge! Grif is with me and we're up on top of some sort of peninsula or outcropping. Sarge: Uh, you're on top of Grif's what? Donut: Grif isn't anywhere around here. Sarge: Donut, I told you to be quiet! Donut: Well stop asking me stuff, then! Simmons: No, we're on a peninsular ledge trying to find you. Sarge: Roger that, I've got Donut. Sit tight and we'll find you. Simmons: Roger that, Simmons out. Grif: Dude, what was all that stuff about your penis ruler?

Doc: Hello. Is anyone there? Save me from myself please.

Tex: stay behind me and stay tight Tucker: Bow chick bow wow Tex: on second thougth tucker goes first tucker: Ah it was worth it

Church: Hey Caboose, how about you show Sister around the base, and introduce her to Doc and Sheila? Caboose: Okay, the big one is Sheila, and the purple one is Doc. Church: You know, I was really hoping that would take longer...and farther away.

Caboose: "My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I hate babies!" ------------------------------------------------------ Caboose: "Look at what I found!" Donut: "I found it!" Caboose: "Look at what I took credit for finding!" ------------------------------------------------------ Caboose: "I'm looking for an X...that is a plus sign."

Sarge: The only good blue is a dead blue