*throws rockstar at sharkor hits him in the face* *grabs pelican and starts blowing the crap out of the irainans* YOU MOTHER F------- DIE!

*throws frag grenade at a group of Iranians* *BOOM!!!!* HA!!!!! TAKE THAT!!!!!!!!! *feels ground rumbling and sees something coming* OH **** IT'S A NORTH KOREAN TANK PLATOON!!! *gets out controller and waits for some to get close* Wait for it....wait for it......NOW!!!! *pushes button, and planted C4 blows 3 tanks sky high* BULLSE-... wait......*sees 4 more tanks behind them, along with some infantry* ......ah....sh**...

Dude, that friggin hurt! Oh well. *Goes back to sleep again*

S DRINK THE DAMN THING! *notices NK tank colum* god is every one against us *blows up 3 tanks* *aims and the fourth one and pulls trigger nothing happens* WAT THE HELL *light blinks *OUT OF AMMO* CRAP *pelican gets hit with tank shell and starts to nose dive* double CRAP *hits ecjetion button and ju;mps free of pelican*

*drinks rockstar* OH SNAP, CRACKLE, POP, RICE KRISPIES! *grabs every weapon in sight* DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*hits ground and comes up with smg* TAKE WAS MY FAVORITE PELICAN! *start shooting*

*my tank* "firing main cannon." *shell hits the fourth tank and flips it.* "HAHAHA!!! Take that." *Aims at another tank coming* *my tank* "firing main cannon."

wait thats our tank! BOOM! crap

*tank* "auto target deactivaed" "good!" *aims at Irans* "know what screw this" *pushes button and gets out of tank* *tank* "auto target and fireing system activated." *points barrel at a group of Irans* "firing main cannon" ooc: aaaahhhhhhhhh the tank can think. :shock: :lol:

OOC:well computer shouldn't target us Iraines start to retreat you idoiots

ooc: you may never know what a computer might do. Expecially if it can think. ic: "woho there retreating." *tank keeps on following Irans and shooting at them* "Uuuuhhhhhhh.... I'll go get the tank." *runs after tank*

*presses a button the tank stop moving* HA

"ha almost got it" *cube presses button. trip over tank and smack face on top of it* "OW!" *crawls toward pilot*

:shock: crap

"What?! What you say Cube?!"