Cube's Bunker
well start digging bunkers for a nuke war *goes outside and starts digging* (hex here, just lettin you know this was originally in the north korea thing. just clarifying.)

coke or water well i got sick from dehydration so water also korean typeodong missle failed in -*test*-('")s but the other were susscus full japan in resposns sets up missle defense network this crap keeps getting better and better *digs deeper hole in bunker*

mind if i join you in that bunker? *comes over and helps dig a bigger bunker. wondering if we should set up and xbox and hi-def screen with wires running underground to tap into the neighbors electricity.*

Hezballa, the terrorist group, is planning even more attacks around the world!! Yes, it does keep getting better, doesn't it?

CUBE, DIG DEEPER!!! Man, we'll have to tape the shovels to our hands cuz of how much we will be digging. now we have terrorists going after everyone... i'll get the shotguns and rocket launchers.

you got the greades? ammo? battle rifle? C4? nuke? wait scaracth te nuke.

*pulls in driving a huge titanium armored assult vehicle with really big trailor crammed full of crates* people of the forum, i bring good tidings (whatever that means) of heavy weaponry and ammo! got everything on the list cube, except the nuke (of course. besides, wouldnt having a nuke kinda defeat the purpose of the bunker). also, i wouldnt know where to get a nuke from *cough*ebay*cough*. and check out the ride. i got all of it from some place called 'area 51' or something like that (or was it ebay?). so how's the bunker coming along? (d*mn, should have gotten one of them digging machines they use for construction).

Don't you have a Palm? Order one! :)

okay. *tap tap tap... tap* done. and now we wait... and wait.. and wait... *hears rumbling* digging thing is here. you helping with the bunker tm? hey sharrakor, wanna join us in the bunker? we better make this bunker big enough for everyone registered on the forum... we are gonna need a lot of fuel for this. has anyone set up the multple xboxes and tvs to system link and play during the war yet? since it seems like we will be in the bunker a while and i have somewhere around $100 and little cesars is doing its hot-n-ready $5 deal... i'll be right back. *hops in assult vehicle and drives to nearest little cesars*

no I think I'll stay outside for a while. Away from the crazy people. :wink:

IRT Hex Sure! *hops into digging machine, and attempts to crank it*.....*sounds of turning-over motor...then silence*.....WTF??? *Looks at fuel gauge*!!! DA** E-BAY PEOPLE FORGOT TO FILL THE THING UP WITH GAS!!!!! *calls Hex on radio* Hex, you may want to double that gas order..the stupid people from e-bay forgot to fill this thing up!! And i almost forgot: we don't have the x-boxes set up yet, and we need more wires and chords so we can steal the neighbor's power, and generators to back that up. can you handle that?

oh guys, I already stole a bunch of wires from the neighbor on my way here. We should be fine for now. SET UP THE ALMIGHTY MACHINES! or XBOXes if you will, it's basically the same thing. oh and I think we should buy aprons just in case dirt falls on our heads every now and then from terrorists up above. then we could use those to cover our heads. Oh but I have a better idea, steal them instead of buying.

*uses digging machice to dig a hole next to teh bunker sets some C4 up* FIRE IN THE HOLE! *BOOOM!* yes it worked *use cement mixer (stole from local rental store) and pours out the spearte rooms for all the pll joining in the bunker*

hey when we get a chance we need to throw a party for TheMercenary!

:shock: CUBE, HOW THE F*** DID YOU GET THAT DIGGIN MACHINE TO WORK WHEN THERE'S NO FUEL!?!?!? *sigh* oh well, i guess the extra fuel Hex is bringing could be used to make fuel bombs.... BTW Cube, we forgot about a kitchen & dining area, could you get started on that? *6 hours later* Ok, the ''Almighty Machines'' have been set up....i count 150, no 200 that have been linked together so we can kick @$$. Also, i hacked into the neighbors high-speed DSL, and set up multiple internet splitters. AND, i used one of the rooms Cube made, and set up about 50 Dells. Also, the land mines and laser tripbobs have been set up outside the bunker for any ''unwanted visitors'', so you might want to sed a map with all of the traps to any friends that you are going to invite. Don't forget to send Hex one on his Palm so he won't get his fu***** legs blown off..... ......hey, WHERE IS HEX ANYWAY? He should have been back by now....*sigh* he probably had to wait for Little Ceaser's to get more supplies b/c he bought so much. oh well...